baby you were blogged this wayA heart so true, our courage will pull us through

when I die I want to be stuffed and then used like one of those life size dolls that weird people buy and have real relationships with.

Like in Lars and the real girl but I’ll be really real

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twooping: me

twooping:

me

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blameaspartame: me acquiring my cash

blameaspartame:

me acquiring my cash

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  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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    #who are you #you are white like a cat #you are about the size of a cat #but you do not smell like a cat #you smell like vegetables #not like the blood of your enemies

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    angrybagel: FASHION ADVICE

    angrybagel:

    FASHION ADVICE

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    wolfvvood:

    shavingryansprivates:

    tangletots:

    OMGJDNFKSBDFADKNJADVSAD

    me too

    the man gets the point across

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    lucy-vanpelt:

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    boyslut: omg 

    boyslut:

    omg 

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    angry-midget:

    countc0ckula:

    i can’t being to express how uncomfortable i am watching this guy omfg thsdfn

    i am trhowing upu eveyr ewhere

    fuck

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